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mashing up shit and spitting it into your significant others mouth
Hey baby wanna chocolate spit?
Spitting glue is an informal term of ejaculating, otherwise known as cumming or as releasing the california condor back into the wild.
Craig: Goddamn my guy, yesterday i was spitting glue to the charmin bears all day!
Jeff: What the fuck?
When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate
Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good
Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.
"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."
Unbelievably clean.
Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.
An object that is most likely brighter than your future.
That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.