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1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.
2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.
3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?
Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.
Guy 1: Straight Mystery...
2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?
The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.
Rabbit: Straight Mystery...
3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!
Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.
Nick Scibilio. 216 legend. “Prove yourself”
You know “Nick Scibilio” kids a straight savage. Straight legend. Borderline losah.
Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.
My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.
1. good; fine
2. you're not gay.
1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”
2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”
Likes the same sex but isnt quite homosexual
“Hey Kayla I heard you like girls”
“Not really, only this one girl”
“Oh so youre just straight and fruity”
n. The act of a heterosexual individual analyzing and judging the quality of a nude picture of another person of the same sex, with no homosexual intent.
"Hey dude, I'm sending a dick pic to my girl, can you straight rate me? No homo."