If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.
Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!
Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .
JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker
Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker
girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
A swiss fella who thoroughly enjoys and takes pride in their nation's cheese. The history of the lickers has deep roots into the association of homosexuality.
The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.
Clarke: Have you heard from David lately?
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.
Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.
Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes
Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
Taking a shot of Tequila with salt and lemon - but licking the salt and lemon from the bare skin of your partner.
I think I had too much Idaho Licker last night... my head hurts