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top notch

good, perfect, better than the last...

comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH

That game was top notch.

by Samantha1992 February 14, 2008

14πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Top Deck

To defecate into the cistern of a toilet

"I just top decked my stepfather's toilet"

by skegger March 27, 2005

42πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


top tens

Somebody, usually between the age of 12-14 that downloads music off of iTunes Music Store, and has a playlist that consists of nothing but mainstream singles and pop hits. No variation or adventuring into older, non-mainstream music exists, whatsoever. Period.

Boonling 7th Grade Girl: LOLZLERZ OMG chek mi iPod playlizt, itz so0o siiick so0 muuch gud muzikk, maikes mee wan danncee ommgg lmao <3333

Green Day
Black Eyed Peas
James Blunt
Pussycat Dolls
All-American Rejects
Ne-Yo
Pink
Sean Paul

Me: Damn these teeny-bopping top tens, they have no respect for music that's not 97% computer-created, 3% white trash.

by kroozie April 4, 2006

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


sub top

a guy who takes the dominant position in gay sex but likes to be looked down on

bro hes such a sub top!he just got his dick destroyed by jake and loved to get called his dirty little slut!

by the bi guy September 24, 2022

13πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Top Poster

Top posters are anyone that has been on the forums for a long time, and have nothing better to do with their life. Also known as "TP" They sit around all day posting new mindless threads, acting like they are all good friends with other TP's just to become more popular. If anyone else posts on their threads, they do nothing, but talk shit on them, with out even caring what they've said. TP's only like TP's, and nobody else. They then sit at home and do nothing, but worry about stupid HS shit, and waste their life by trying to see who is the hottest top poster, or asking what top poster has fucked what top poster. TP's are usually really big on the site www.plurlife.com

You shouldn't post on any threads the Top Posters are a bunch of trolls & grammer natzis!!

Hey, I post on the forums, those people are my friends.

Do you even know any of those people in real life?

No, but they totally think I'm the hottest Top Posters on plurlife, I would fuck all of them for voting for me.

by yourfavoritetp September 19, 2010

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


tampon top

Refers to a redheaded person -

Red haired children have been historically branded as offspring of β€œunclean” sex. This has earned them taunts such as β€œred-knob” or β€œtampon tops.”

"Shelby, you're a tampon top."

by Shleyb March 22, 2006

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Top G

A man capable in all realms of human activities. The Top G is a person who is rich, disciplined, handsome with a physical build like hercules. Beta males don't like Top Gs because they are afraid of the truth and believe anything cancelculture tells them. A Top G tries to help people and make the world a better place. A Top G is a good person who is disliked by people because he speaks the truth

Andrew Tate helps men with their mental health he is a TOP G.

by englbruh September 15, 2022

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž