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Blue birthday

A sad birthday lacking in thrills and fun .

Her heart gave a thousand beats as she shivered at the thought of having a blue birthday for the first time in her life.

The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.

Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.

That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be

by Beatrice London. September 19, 2021


blue g

Any one who sits right behind you when you're driving the limit but they think they make the road rules.

Person 1: I wish this car would back off and stop sitting up my arse

Person 2: they are so blue g!

by fabiensquiggle September 8, 2014


blue pizza

Something that is particularly gross/ discussing

That bag of chips we got from the kebab shop last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza

by InTheKnow.07 March 7, 2021


Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.

a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.

by munkeylegend December 8, 2013


blue anon

Any one of a number of Left wing literal conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and the Brett Kavanaugh hoax. These conspiracy theories are generally promoted in the mainstream corporate press but are based on little to no evidence, generally from anonymous sources.

My sister is a typical Blue Anon believer who thinks elections are impossible to tamper with - unless it's Russia helping Trump win with $100k in facebook ads."

by Quincy Kev March 7, 2021


blue anon

A group of Democrats that use conspiracy theories to maintain a walled perimeter around the capital in DC.

Some Blue anon guy was yelling at me that domestic terrorist Americans are going to storm the capital Again today.

by RedpilledRanger March 7, 2021


blue walffle

Dumb Ass

He is a blue walffle

by TSNLE February 8, 2018