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Bro-Downs can only be said to occur when females are conspicuously absent from an extended session of boozing.
The term 'bro' is an abbreviated form of 'brother'.
The more bros present, the more severe the bro-down.
Bro downs are characterized by an increasing level of sexual angst that correlates directly to the amount of time bro-ing it down and volume of booze consumed. They will almost certainly include, but are not limited to: a fight, challenges of strength, discussion of the last girl you gave a salty pirate or donkey punch to, accusations of homosexuality, and eventually a trip to a peeler, snap off parlour, or rub'n tug.
"Dude, we fucking bro'd it down hard last weekend."
"I hope I never see you fuckers again. That bro down was too fucking long."
"Every time we bro it down like that the Pulhams pull their dicks out and get us in a fight."
"If I don't stop bro-ing it down with you fuckers I'll never get laid."
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A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends
The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"
Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped the dropped a brutal line on me!
Friend: What was it
Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"
Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!
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Sucking your buddy's cock, strictly out of friendship and comradery. Just like a bromance, this is not gay. At all.
(not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)
"Brad, these high fives just aren't showing the manly affection I need to show right now. How bout a bro job?"
"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome."
bro job
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the deliberate practice of searching for those who can be classified as a "Bro."
To be specific,spotting those who wear polos, wear rainbow flip flops, listen to Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson, and play game cube in their spare time.
If a bro is spotted, you can make sure that they truly are a bro, even if they aren't dressed accordingly, by raising your hand and shouting " Sup bro." If the suspect is truly a bro, he will raise his hand or reply back.
" My buddies and I went out downtown looking for some bros."
" Oh, so you guys went bro spotting?"
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A guy that only hangs out with other guys that are either rich or have lots of stuff. Bro diggers use their keen sense of smell and good looks to seek out and attract guys to bro dig off of. A bro digger also never pays back loans or really offers anything to the friendship.
You are such a bro digger, you only go over to his house to use his stuff.
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bro it out, don't get a hole in your brozone layer, deal with it, get with the brogram, you know, just bro it the hell on out.
Yo man, like bro it out.
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Bro Ho
(I compiled everyones and edited slightly)
- peroxide damaged hair
- orange skin
- between the age of fourteen and tewenty.
- lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
- thinks UGGs go with everything
- wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
- wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
- has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (muffin top).
- thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
- has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
- dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
- butt crack and thong are always visible
- wears the following brands: No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out
- most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
- tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex
- very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace
- very often seen in 661
- they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies.
- they love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
- wife beaters of various colors
- some are sluts, others are sweet.
- are spoiled out of their mind, but use all the money they get from their parents to spend on things that make them look like white trash.
+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, Nickelback, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears, Jenna Jameson, or Paris Hilton a personal inspiration.
- and they DGAF!
you shouldn't need an example of a bro hoe, they're easy to spot.
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