A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.
She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.
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When a man is getting a blowjob and when he cums, he does it on a donut and the person eats it afterwards.
That chick gave me a Boston Cream last night.
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When you have a blister on the end of your finger and it pops whilst fingering a girl
Me : bro why did you pop your blister
Slade : didn't mean to man accidentally gave some bird a cream doughnut
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A load of stringy ejaculate that manages to stay in long piece.
"I shot a cream beam right on her face!"
Length: From forehead to chin
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Person1: douchebagel?
person2: LOL
person2: does it come with cream of fag?
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A word to describe someone who is clearly under the influence of cannabis.
Synonyms: cooked, baked, creamed, high as fuck
I just smoked some dank spinach and I've now turned into creamed spinach.
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