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When having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle, and she orgasms. Thus squirts on you. Earning ones Red wings often comes with this act.
Bro 1: Hey bro, you ever been in a ketchup fight with your bitch?
Bro:2 Hell yea. Just last night.
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the coming together of regular stanced skaters to bash some mong stanced skaters, the arch nemesis of all regular skaters.
the skatepark was closed for the day because someone had written "fight the mong" in blood.
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When 50 asian girls get fucked my 10 or more guys and then they throw the cum at each other causing a fight.
My asian girlfriend and a her damn asian friends beat me and a couple of my friends asses in an asian snowball fight.
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Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.
While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.
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A sexual act in which two brothers bind their left hands together, while simultaneously using their right hands to jerk each other off to climax. Whoever ejaculates first loses this battle of bound attrition, and the winner gets to finish off with the female sibbling of one of the participants (it doesn't matter which). "the Kentucky knife fight".
I dare you to a Kentucky Knife Fight, Tracy!
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When you get in a fight but later regret or cringed at what you did.
"Damn, I can't believe I did that. I knew I was in the moment, but damn, that was cringey."
"That's post fight clarity for ya."
When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire
Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.