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A tropical place with checkerboard with grass on it.
- The cake look like the ground from Green Hill Zone.
The sudden attraction to Asian girls. It happens when you go to school in chino hills or live in chino hills for an extended period of time.
Guy1: “Yo man I don’t know what it is but I think Asian girls are hot af”
Guy2: “Yeah man that’s the chino hills affect”
Oh Holly Hills... Let's start off with this: The people are rich as fuck
Everyone in Holly Hills is rich... It's a freaking country club! Most of the children here are stuck up little shits who just brag about their piles of money they keep sitting in their mansions. They are constantly bitching everyone about how they have all this damn stuff that their parents give the spoiled brats...
Side note: Many tend to have puffy hair as if they got themselves electricuted or some other shit
Apparently for Halloween they give out FUCKING MONEY if they run out of candy... I swear...
Everyone here basically thinks that living in the area makes them sort of chosen one *news flash* You are not fucking Harry Potter!
The other kids attending their school Oakdale elementary/middle/high are pretty damn tired of these stuck up rich people...
Tom: Yeah, in Holly Hills Ijamsville
we swim in piles of money for fun
Alice: Shut up...
Tom: we sprinkle gold on our fancy steaks
Alice: Fucking rich people...
a song written by the band known as Dethklok. It was performed at Batsfjord, Norway where over 300,000 fans attended to hear the single be performed live. Fans signed "pain waivers" before attending this concert due to its brutality. The song was written for the Duncan Hills Coffee Corporation. According to the Frontman Nathan Explosion, they were there..."to make coffee metal, everything metal... Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity."
My best friend died at the Dethklok concert while listening to "Duncan Hills Coffee".
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When the woman is no longer attracted to the man do too the ugly children. Resulting in her running away (usually around Xmas). Usually a dirty sinitta hill can be seen waiting in alleyways for a “good time”
Jimmy: “why are you leaving me?”
Dirty Sinitta Hill: “because our kids are ugly”
Jimmy: “My children are beautiful kids”
Dirty sinitta hill: “don’t make me giggle, sinna bizzle”
Jimmy “piss off you dirty sinitta hill”
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when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
A new vulgarism describing Tight Wad Hill, the hill upon which cheapskates sit to watch football games at UC Berkeley.
The tradition of sitting on Tight Ass Hill has long been in effect, since college students have been poor since the beginning of time, and $70 for a ticket is a no-no.
Hey man, you going to the Big Game this weekend?
Not for $70! I'm sitting up on Tight Ass Hill for free.
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