Ian Elixander Medrano Gonzales, aka ianrobloxqueef33 on tiktok, is the funniest person to ever exist, #1. the best. and can give the best head.
ian medrano? i know him i saw him on tiktok!
When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.
I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian
The act of having a insanely large forehead big enough to have trump sign it as the Wall of Mexico
Ian Gill was signed as the wall of Mexico on Tuesday.
Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
Die just die
If you meet an Ian. M I am sorry they are the worst
1.Hey, I see an Ian M. Over there.
2. Aww I really liked this planet now it is time to release the nukes I guess
a crack baby.
usually found in a dumpster
OH SHIT, HES A BEEBEE IAN
a wonderful guy that needs no girl he may think he had the love of his life but it wasn't and he knows that but he is attached. He will find out how to over come her because he is stronger then the will of wanting her. she needs to prove her self and he will focus on himself and his family and sports
wow can't you be like ian schuerger