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A toothy blow job from an individual who's mouth is full of hot sauce.
Bruh, they still had hot sauce in their mouth from the tacos when they gave me head, it was like a mexican sarlacc- spicy and toothy.
A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels
“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”
friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”
*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*
I went to Canada last summer and saw a bunch of Snow Mexicans.
A sexual act in which one partner requests to have a 1:1 mix of hot sauce and icy hot shoved up their ass, either via a plunger or turkey baster
"When you go to the store can you get more Tabasco, icy hot, and a hemorrhoid pillow? Billy gave me a Mexican seabreeze last night and now I can't sit comfortably."
A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.
A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.
When the police illegally or arbitrarily search your vehicle or person and seize any found contraband.
The cops totally Mexican searched my car and took my stash but at least they didn't charge me.