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The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.
Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!
A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.
"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"
I ate so many beans last night that my Mexican yodel sounded like a ranchero version of Hocus Pocus by Focus
A wall shower of feces often found in public restrooms.
We stopped at a gas station to fill up and use the restroom, but the Mexican ivy was so bad I decided to just hold it.
A large dump caused by eating too many tamales
I ate 6 tamales and had a dump so large it looked like a Mexican forearm
Delivering anal sex to an intoxicated woman while she pukes, preferably in a toilet. Closely related to the Mexican Fritzie, which is the same act performed upon a man.
Suzie was hammered drunk last night and heaved in the bathroom, but she's a good sport so she let me give her a Mexican Fritz while she up-chucked.
Also known as a "Reverse Blumpkin". It's banging a girl in the ass while she simultaneously vomits tequila into a toilet after a hard night of partying.
Oh man, our last night in Cabo was CRAZY. Sarah got super drunk so the next morning I gave her a Mexican Fritz.