Random
Source Code
Random
Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
A "moose tail" is a slang term that refers to the outline or bulge created by tight clothing, especially pants, around the genital area. While originally used to describe a visible silhouette resembling a moose's tail, it is now often associated with male genitalia. It is advised to use discretion and sensitivity when discussing or referring to such terms in a respectful manner.
Taint your ass taint your balls ; taint your moose knuckle taint your moose tail.
This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.
Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”
Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.
“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”
When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded
She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!
When hitting it from the back you stick your thumbs in her ears and spread out your fingers like antlers while cry singing the verse "its my way, my way or the highway".
He hit her with the unfiltered moose, which left her horrified as she ran from his home rethinking her life choices