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(n.) The unfortunate event that occurs after drinking mass quanitites of beer or liquor before bedtime. The bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. See related: "Ohio Hot Pocket"
(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.
1. Yo, last night Seth drank a gallon of Black Bear Ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a Smoky Mountain Fountain.
2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!
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The Bohemian Mountain Approach is a technique used to gain access to pussy. The use of the Bohemian Mountain Approach is quite simple, just do this. First, be kind towards the said girl. Second, distract the girl when you know she is comfortable with you. Then, when she is distracted quickly ram your index finger into her twat! This will instantly get her into the mood and who knows, maybe you will get some action too!
He used the Bohemian Mountain Approach in order to finger her and in turn he got a handjob.
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To exaggerate, to interpret a specific situation as being worse than it really is.
You don't have to be that worried about this simple situation, don't make a mountain out of a molehill.
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The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.
tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
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a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.
Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.
ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?
ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.
ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!
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Drugs, rich bitches, and shitty sports teams.
If you want a low self esteem and an STD, you should go to desert mountain high school.
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A lame ass school with stuck up rich kids who bitch and complain if everything doesn't go their way. Out of all the gay kids i only know about 2 that are actually cool and dont force their sexuality on everyone. Everyone there is spoiled and still try to act like hardass gang bangers even though they have lots of money.
Cheyenne Mountain High School is full of kids who juul