The woman that gave birth to you and always wins a fight but secretly doing that because she loves u
*Fighting*
Mum:YOU KNOW THAT I CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS?!?!
1. Short for Chrysanthemums.
2. Middle-aged ladies who like to drink tea and gossip on Sunday nights.
1. Look at those Mums! How pretty!
2. I wasted an entire evening drinking tea with the mums. Big mistake.
Mums is a way to say "On my momma"
James: "Say mums you pulled Jane"
Jack: "Mums@
the fittest woman to ever live
Oh look, it’s bevvo’s mum, I’d shag that