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yur mum is a fat creature fatter than everything in the universe combined including the universe
Yur mum so fat that I started to print a picture of her while the universe was being created and its not even close to be done because of how fat she is
A phrase that completely obliterates your life and your future in a matter of seconds
You: Yur Mum
John the bully: gets kicked out of school is rejected by family and is diagnosed with every type of cancer in the world
Yo mum
Yo mum is soo fat, i took a picture last christmas and its still printing
To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.
Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc