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Taking a quick nap with a nickel in your hand. As soon as you drop the nickel on the floor you wake up and go on with your day
I’m so tired but i don’t got time to rest, a nickel nap might do the trick.
When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.
I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.
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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.
Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.
Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.
the act of ejaculating in or around the girl and then punching them in the back of the heading rendering then unconcious this is a potentially deadly act that if not performed by a professional can cause death braindmamge or you to be arrested for assault so kids get them drunk first
this bitch was annoying so my buddy gave her a naptown-nap