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Also known as a stalker, a queef-a-saurus rex is an ex-girlfriend who won't leave you alone even after you have clearly shown an extreme lack of interest. She is famous for farting out of her vagina which sound like the roar of a dangerous predator.
Oh my god that queef-a-saurus rex won't stop calling me! She used to force me to go down on her and one time she queefed so hard she parted my hair! I've lost my sense of sight and smell not to mention being scarred for life!
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When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.
Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.
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A queef that has been frozen to the point of it becoming a liquid.
Chelsea was really bored one day, so she decided to make a bottle of queef soda.
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When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.
I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.
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Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boล apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.
Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*
Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.
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When air is absorbed into a woman's lower area. Usually caused by burps. As the name suggests, an inside out queef is literally an inside out queef.
John:Man, last night was rough, Mary's queef took my breath away.
Adam:It must have been an inside out queef.
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When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.
Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.
Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.
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