Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.
A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.
Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.
when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river
Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
The Specific water in the Mississippi River
I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs
A bunch of pussys that live in vero. Could possibly be the lamest people in all of Florida. If you like to be sexually assaulted, bullied and harassed this is the place for you. Join us ASAP
Look at that fag, he probably goes to Indian River charter high.
River Lee Lewis Careswell is the hottest sexiest person ever, every wants to get with them. you should just bow down to her because she is the best not to mention her amazing fashion style
whos the best person ever, River Lee Lewis Careswell is the best