An Indian sunburn on your nuts, when you rub your hands back and forth on the ballsack until it gets a sunburn like tendernous
Jim “how did Alex get into the frat so easy”
Tom “every current member had to give him Indian sun balls by sliding there hands back in forth until he has a sunburn on his balls!”
Jim “sounds great when can I start!”
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A movie that starts to seem more like Tropic Thunder, becoming laughable by the time one of the Seals gets shot by a sniper toward the end, once you realize it's filmed in Hawaii and not Nigeria.
Tears of the Sun script-
Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.
Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.
Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.
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a sexy human who loves anime, plays genshin on the daily and is in love with awsten knight from water park men band. one of the nicest people you will ever meet !!
"hey, do you follow sun._.virgo?"
"yeah they're playing genshin on their close friends story again"
Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
Chinese call Japan as sun nation
Chinese person A:
Hey Xiao Shen went to the Sun nation for the holiday
Chinese person B:
So, did he visit Mt Fuji?
someone who is a light in ur life
“U my sun baby forever. Changed my life and brightened it in ways i didn’t know possible”