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When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.
She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.
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Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-
Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!
You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
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Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry
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Refers to young women of whom maintain a life in the grey area between sanity and full mental breakdown, while simultaneously maintaining a particular affinity for fluffy animals and box wine.
I find dating in Texas difficult because of all the Tiger Bombs running amuck, you don't figure that shit out till it's too late.
what you get in your bed if you don’t wash it
Keisha- “i haven’t washed my bed sheets in 3 months”
Amanda- “that’s how you get tiger fucks in your bed”
When one sleeps with 4 women of different race (White, Black, Asian and Brown) in one calendar year.
I'm going to try to hook up an Asian girl tonight to complete my Tiger Slam.
1.a nick name that grabs attention
2.a form of flattery
3.jasmine torres
cory:hey tiger tities
little girl:wat the hell, tiger tities!?!