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a derivative of "guido" usually referring to a guido that tops all guidos while walking down the street in oversized fubu pants, a wife beater, absurdly large sunglasses, an orange like fake tan, and a pompous arrogance that makes you want to shoot them in the face. The blowout is usually associated with a "guiney tom". It is the most high of the guido culture, take out the guiney tom and you make the regular guidos tremble in your presence. Loves track jackets that say "Italia" and the famous jersey shore t-shirt "not only am i perfect, but i'm italian too." Also: loves Armani exchange.
Normal Person: "I'll have a Bud Light."
Guiney Tom: "Hey chief, two fuckin jagabombs down here."
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n. The male act of tucking the front of ones shirt down and under the scrotum.
Reasons for preforming a Tom Tucker could range anywhere from comfort to security.
To compensate for a large gooch that was often prone to becoming quite moist, Gary came to depend upon the security and comfort of a well tucked Tom Tucker.
After being regularly pantsed in gym class, Nate started thinking two steps ahead in the form of a snugly placed Tom Tucker.
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a town mostt known for the toms river fest. and for bad water and little league. our high school north is spoiled . the tweens love the mall and movie theatre. in the summer, 80% of the residents are at the beach. at night boardwalk fights are basically our CULTURE. we do not pump our own gas. the girls are real and the guys dont walk around in wife beaters.girls dont wear much makeup and the dress in the latest trends. everyone from toms river loves the beach. our life is your vacation :
toms river is overrun by bennys.
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Tom Cruise tom krooz
1. A person or persons who refuses to admit they are homosexual.
2. The act of hiring a homosexual prostitute.
1. That Michelle Rodriguez is a real Tom Cruise,she should get with Ellen.
2. I think I will go on a tom cruise,because I need some gay lovin.
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One of the most overrated Spidermen and actors ever. Second only to Tobey Macguire's portrayal of Spidey.
Now, don't get me wrong, I love both of these actors, but seriously, people (mostly girls ages 10-17) treat Tom Holland as this flawless man perfect for Spiderman,(and if I remember correctly, this is also one reason why Tobey Macguire quit his role as Spiderman, and many other reasons *cough* Spiderman 3 *cough*)
I really like him as Spiderman, I really do, but almost everybody treats Tom Holland as if he's God.
(Don't believe me? Read the other definitions)
Tom Holland is overrated
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have u seen the film Philadelphia, its got Tom Wanks and Antonio Bumbandit in it.
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