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You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest
Male or female who likes to suck a penis
Oh your sister is a real tool bandit
“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”
A derogatory term used to describe a woman who exclusively has sex with the most undesirable and douche-bag men.
"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.
"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."
"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"
- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".
Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.
Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"