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A ride unlike any other, a ride on a dad bod
She was super wet from riding his magic donkey
When the breasts of a woman are small and hairy, resembling those of a donkey.
See: donkey tits.
"Whoa bro did you see that shiz?"
"Fo sho whodie those some real donkey tots"
When a man is having intercourse with a woman from behind, vomits on her back, and then slaps the vomit with his right hand.
Oh man, Stewart pulled a sloppy donkey on Jenny last night. She was pissed!
Canadian slang for the majestic moose
Look at the rack on that swamp donkey!!!
A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters
I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.
A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.
LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.
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Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"