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The milk fairy is a fairy that will give you things in return for milk, It's like the tooth fairy but with random rewards.
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!
"Have you ever seen the milk fairy?!" ~ Dave
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"
A fairy who uses gun powder as pixie dust and flies with a jetpack instead of wings. The Bugatti (world's fastest production car) gets its power from mantastic fairies residing in its engine. One mantastic fairy alone can run an entire city's power source.
Did you hear? Tinker Bell dumped that pansy Peter Pan and hooked up with a mantastic fairy!
A man, involved in plays and musicals. People are usually questionable on what his sexuallality is. Very feminine.
Girl 1: Is he gay
Girl 2: No, I would say a theatre fairy?
YOU ARE GAY IF SOME ONE SAYS THAT TO YOU
FAIRY TAIL
hey daddy you look DELICOUS.
FAIRY TAIL
When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.
The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.
similar to the tooth fairy but instead of leaving money in exchange for little children's teeth it turns someone into fag
The fag fairy breaks into ones home during nighttime and turns someone gay
the effects of the fag fairy are people dressing or acting gay the day after the fag fairy visits
To protect yourself from becoming a fag lock your doors and windows
If you believe the fag fairy has visited you and you don't wish to become a fag simply pray the gay away
the fag fairy went bippity boppity boo on this one last night
A person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases around with no regard for anyone.
"Just got my test results back.
That fuckin herpie fairy put some shit on me!"