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Eskibro Kiss

When two Eskimo Brothers are comfortable enough with their bond, to rub the tips of their penis' back and forth horizontally, Similar to an Eskimo kiss.

Eskimo Brother 1: Yo man, I had a great time with Tiffany, thanks for introducing us!
Eskibro 2: Of course man, we're FAMILY. I love you bro. Gimme an Eskibro kiss.

by Badassninjadude October 14, 2023


crouch-kissing

The act of a girl t-bagging you

she's crouch-kissing you

by geiko474 February 21, 2015


The Turtle's Kiss

When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.

Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"

by Souper Rare April 28, 2022


Blump-kiss

When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.

Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed

by USPFCMC March 9, 2023


Kiss-drunk

Kiss drunk is basically a kiss so good it leaves you in a daze to where you feel drunk, sort of like the term pussy drunk

Dude have you seen Jason’s face? He’s totally kiss-drunk from that girl that kissed him earlier..

by Pussyboyslay May 13, 2023


kissing grandma

Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods.

Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.

DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.

Noah languidly emerged from the bedroom with a distant grin on his face. "Sorry," he murmured slowly as the hyperbolic rubberband snapped him gently back into normal space-time after a dimension-bending jaunt through nonlinear space. "we were just... you know. Kissing grandma."

"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.

by zorsnacks February 5, 2023


Rainbow kiss

When a boy/girl gives a girl a head getting all the blood in there mouth and then the girl gives the boy/girl a blowjob and gets cum in her mouth then they kiss and mix the contements

I have nothing to say 😥 a rainbow kiss

by December 24, 2020

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