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it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.
when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.
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the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!
“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”
The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.
Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!
Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
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When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)
Example 1:
Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.
Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?
Example 2:
Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?
Example 3:
Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.
Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!
Example 4:
Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
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Back off and mind your own business.
Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.
Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.
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When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!
When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.
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Women: "Your own personal Jesus" The desire to find one person, one woman to offer comfort, solace, and forgiveness for all that he is, has done, and represents in the world. A double entendre perhaps, but apropos in that the one woman,, "Faith", represents ones credentials to the world and that his very existence is valid as "faith" would have us believe that we are all worthy of being part of God's plan.
Lofty goals indeed.
From the song "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
"You've got to "Reach out and touch Faith"
"She's your personal Jesus"
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