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A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape
John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".
One who's teeth are disgusting like a crack or meth head with stank breath!
Dude, he had turd teeth!
A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.
We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.
(noun) - the act of a person taking a friend with them to see a new movie at a theater, and paying for both tickets, for the purpose of making a potentially bad movie (i.e. a turd) more enjoyable for them.
Boy 1: Hey, Jimmy! I really wanna go see the new Spiderman movie, but I need some Turd Insurance. You interested?
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
Trying to polish or perfect something that doesn't benefit from, or is worthy of, such effort.
I spent four hours editing my latest Urban Dictionary entry - I'm such a turd burnisher.
Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.
Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.
A piece of shit left floating in a motel hot tub by a white trash dirtbag with a loose asshole.
Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.
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1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.
1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
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