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The Urban Clown (U.C.) is the evil twin of the circus clown. They share physical attributes but differ in behavior. Like circus clowns they wear over-sized, baggy and loud clothing. Instead of white foundation, the U.C. prefers dark colors and facial tattoos. Traditional clowns wear humorous wigs such as bald caps and colored hair. The U.C. prefers to be bald or if hair is present, the U.C. has shaved designs. The circus clown is known for a cone shaped hat while a U.C. utilizes a baseball cap that is never worn the way as intended. An optional head apparel is the “do-rag”that is reminiscent of that of a food service worker. Some prefer a cowl or hood which has no parallel in circus clown culture.
Instead of horns for comic effect, the U.C. clown carries a gun (or "gat") to intimidate and make poor decisions that typically end in incarceration. In lieu of a seltzer water bottle the U.C. carries a 40oz beer to numb their shame of inner and social ignorance.
The U.C. emulates the circus clown with self loathing and public humiliation in hope of seeking the acceptance of others. The U.C. is typically inept, uneducated (by choice) & a coward who’s is not equipped to solve problems with reasoning. Unlike the traditional clown, the U.C. is neither friendly nor approachable thus incapable of bringing joy to children (or sticking around to support and guide those they fathered). Contrary to the circus clown, laughing at their attire or behavior can lead to serious injury and death.
“Dude, stop staring at the urban clown, he is liable to kill us.”
“You urban clowns need to get the fuck outta here, or I’m calling the cops!”
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A black person that dresses with expensive clothing.
Look at that urban nigger like she got money.
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An alternate expression for the middle finger. Often gestured in heavily urbanized areas where sleep is of a myth and stress is more abundant than polluted air. Considered a salute because it is one of the most prevalent ways in which a stranger engages another individual like a hand shake or a hug is prominent in lesser disturbed regions.
Guy 1: Dude, I hailed a taxi cab but the bastard ignored me so I gave him the urban salute.
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A tall privately-cultivated herb with various uses or the material produced from the harvest of the plant itself; marijuana (not to be confused with the phrase "herb and garlic").
"What did you cook it with?" "Oh, I added urban garlic for some flavor."
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A sad excuse people use to have definitions of things they don't like removed from Urban Dictionary, even if they are truthful and non-offensive. Common among those who have no respect for things outside their personal realm of interests.
If everything that is "Not Urban Slang" was removed from Urban Dictionary, we'd have about 300 words.
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A website that has been taken over by:
Conservatives who rant their political and untrue propaganda
Elito-Conformist "punks" who bash every type of music that isn't considered "classic"
Stupid teenagers who use this as a place to make fun of their friends
Biggots who make fun of people based on their religions and races and names and genders and sexualities.
1. Israel is a nation, Arabs are subhuman, here on Urban Dictionary.
2. Green Day sucks, ALL of their fans think they are punk, here on Urban Dictionary.
3. (Bob)is an asshole, here on Urban Dictionary
4. I hate black people and gay people, here on Urban Dictionary.
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