When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.
Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."
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Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)
Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!
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When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.
"Ow I got blue waffled tonight" "Nasty"
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Thunder Waffle- an annoying, clingy acne scarred female
That thunder waffle wouldn't leave me alone!
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Balls that look like dried up defrosted flattened eggos
"are those ball waffles between your legs?"
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A killer Waffle is a massive penis; either physically, or as an insult/descriptive word of one' personality. Often similar to the blue waffle slang.
"Omg, Becky, did you see his killer Waffle?"
OR
"You don't have to be a killer Waffle all the time, y'know."
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