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Cuban Wank

The act of placing the erect male member between a suitably large pair of female mamories followed by the repeated backward and forward movement thereof until orgasm reached.

Yo dog, that girl sho' knows how to cuban.

by London dawg March 22, 2005

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Black Wank

A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)

"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle

by queedledwarf March 2, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


s2f wank

"Start to finish" wank - when you wank quickly without stopping - from flaccid right up to ejaculation

Just had an s2f wank - didn't even pause for breath

by Jared Pollock November 29, 2011

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Pish wank

Load of rubbish

Usually used as a respond to 'gen up'. E.g. I just saw a unicorn crapping rainbows, gen up! Nae mate that's pish wank

by Thehobbit February 14, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


wank scab

a wank scab is when you masturbate without lotion, and causes a scab of blood on your penis.

i masturbated so hard, i had a wank scab on my penis

by Elysium1234 January 30, 2014

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AMPM wank

when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.

i started to get off at 11:50pm and i finished at 12:31am... a truly magnificent AMPM wank

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait April 12, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Proper Wank

Adelaide Strikers batting lineup

A slang word for Adelaide Strikers, โ€œoh thats proper wankโ€
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short

by NAUGHTY NONCE February 1, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž