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On December 23 your girlfriend will ride you all day to get you ready for Christmas Eve
It’s the 23rd!!
National ride your Boyfriend day
Bet lemme ride
July 3rd is Give Your Boyfriend Head Day! Rejoice, and give gawk gawk to your boyfriend.
“Oh hey isn’t it July 3rd today?”
“Yeah, it is Give Your Boyfriend Head day isn’t it… wait that means you have to give me head!”
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On January 14th is national Suck your boyfriend balls day
Oh my god it’s January 14th it’s national suck your boyfriend balls day
28 October
a day where you be extra nice to your boyfriend
girlfriend: "your looking beautiful today."
girlfriend: gives kiss
boyfriend: "whats mad you so nice."
girlfriend: "its national be nice to your boyfriend day."
A vibrator attached to a sex doll
Today my Battery operated boyfriend (BOB) ran out of batteries so I had to masturbate by hand
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November 5 is tickle your boyfriend or girlfriend day you get a pass on that day and they can’t be mad about it.
Tickle your boyfriend or girlfriend day is on November 5 you get pass all day to and they can’t be mad
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The day she crushes your fucking heart
Hey it’s national break up with your boyfriend day
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