a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher
Eren Jaeger is an angry german boy from aot
Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)
A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.
Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"
"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"
"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"
A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo
"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"
When one someone shoves a fruit into the vagina and the female pushes it back out and the male eats it and has sex with her afterwards
Wanna German pineapple? I love you Justin because you do the German pineapple
When two men engage in anal intercourse and one of them a shits on a pickle and they share it together like the lady and the tramp.
Me and my bro had German Pickles for dinner last night.