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Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.
Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"
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1. Where someone takes your car at gun point.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.
1. I lost my car in a car jacking.
2. He likes to go out car jacking.
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When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
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Jack Frost is a demon from shin megami tensei, persona, and a plethora of other games made by the company atlus.
Jack frost is an absolute chad of all demons, he has a catch phrase to make me wet, he ends sentences by saying "hee-ho" .
Human 1: yo, what demons you ha-
Human 2: Jack frost.
Human 1: Wha-
Human 2: JACK FROST
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1) A woman that is so fine that she deserves to be thought about when jacking off
2) Something that gives you the urge to drink a shot of Jack Daniels.
1) Jill's so fine and curvey. That girl is JACK WORTHY!!
2) I just got a promotion. I think I'm going down to the bar because this is a moment that's JACK WORTHY.
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A condition that occurs when one is shooting a semi-automatic pistol and runs out of amunition. The slide locks back in the open position. This is especially troubling in the middle of a gun fight because your opponent now knows your weapon is empty.
Paul was in trouble, he was surrounded and his piece was in smilin Jack, he might as well been holding his dick in his hand.
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one of the sexiest sports commentators there ever was. The way his voice flows into his mic is so damn hot. A major sex symbol to all- ladies and men. His alter-ego is Cam N.
dude, didn't you love the way jack edwards voice flowed last night?
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