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Jim-Nita

She is the perfect combination of smart and sexy. She is loyal to a fault and her overthinking makes her beautiful smile dim at times. However, as each day passes she is learning her self worth and it is more and more evident in her posture and patience.

Jim-Nita can never be just a coworker because she loves fiercely without pause or hesitation. She is everyone’s work wife. She works hard and is more productive than most but she’ll also flip off her boss if pushed enough.

She loves a massage or having her hair played with.

You’ll never meet a red headed jim-Nita because the world couldn’t survive it but she has the genes for it so she probably has a red headed child.

Person one: i was told off today

Person two: was it a Jim-Nita?

by FJPNMRP! December 2, 2021


Jim Boob

The gayest man on earth. If you have a Jim boob then.... Just die. Wow he spends his life eating Doritos on rocket league but is still in bronze II. What a shmuck. He is a nonce.

Person 1: Your Jim Boob?
Jim Boob: Yep
Person 1: Wow. You filthy filthy nonce.

by Liam Eats Mega Cheerio Bowls December 19, 2019


The Jim

Drinking an extensive amount of whiskey to self-destruct because of a heartbreak but also a cup of tea for self-care

Joe: Everything sucks right now...
Dave: Treat yourself to The Jim then

by Joe7173 September 12, 2018


The Jim

The jim a persons name that begins with this name is slower then a turtle as well as a sloth everything including a snail moves faster then then jim

The jim is slower then the following a sloth a snail and most importantly a turtle that’s what a jim is if you ever find one in the wild

by Funo8 November 21, 2019


Jim-ism

When you forget to take a specific customer’s details so you can’t load an order
E.g. email or date of birth

You just did a Jim-ism *facepalm*

by December 5, 2023


Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Lieutenant Jim Dangle is the daddy DILF whenever girls see him they respond by their bumholes sweating up and their eyebrows spicing up.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.

I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.

Person 1: omg look it's lieutenant Jim dangle
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU

by jericc is my son February 20, 2022


jim buck

Currency in which you must suck, (jim) to get a single buck.

I can't believe you made 10 Jim bucks this week!!
I know, Crazy right?

by JimFollower42 March 12, 2024