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Someone who either
A) Smoke a load of green and is great at wanking (SAM = Super at masturbating)
B) OR Another name for a gay rock star
Dude, Stop Sam Green-ing and come help me look at this Sam Green on the telly!
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He is the leader of the La Push wolfpack . Before Sam became a werewolf, he dated a Quilleaute by the name of Leah Clearwater. However when he became a werewolf/shapeshifter, he went through an involuntary process known as 'imprinting' which determines a werewolf's soulmate. Whom did he imprint on ? Surely not Leah but let's try her second cousin Emily Young for one ! This infuriated Leah and she has been bitter ever since. Sam couldn't tell Leah about his transformation, that is until she and her brother Seth became wolves themselves. Although furious with his advances at first , Sam grew on Emily (because it was her destiny) and they became engaged between Twlight and New Moon. Whenever Sam sees Leah , he feels bad because he still loves her. To make things worse , when in wolf form they can read each other's minds and are forced to endure their soap opera of a life along with the other members of the pack. Can someone say akward ?
In the series he is described as having 'an older' human face and black fur in wolf form. During his youth, Sam's father Joshua left him and his mother to fend for themselves. This factor is probably reflected in Sam's maturity for his 21 years on the earth. As for a minor downside.he once got angry at Emily and accidentally scared the right side of her face and and arm. She obviously forgave him and it is a bother to him when people stare at her.
This character is portrayed by Chaske (say chess-kay) Spencer,a native american actor.
Embry to Bella on Sam Uley : Oh ..about Sam's fiance Emily...don't stare. It bugs Sam.
Bella to Embry : Why would I stare ?
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The Most Sexiest, Hottest, Cutest, Most Fuckable Man You Can Think Of! Oh and Did I Mention Sexi?
I Want To Suck Sam Madden's Giant Dick!
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Sam Spade is an asshole admin on the online chatroom, E-chat.co. he blocks anyone who even talks to him and he blackmails girls for nudes.
STOP BEING SAM SPADE AND UNBLOCK ME YOUR TURD
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a chick who always has to be right even though shes gorgious wont ever agree with you but has ot be right because shes just fuckign amazing.
sam bam decided because it wasnt defined yet that it must be everything else but sam bam.
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the only man not prosecutable for treason or war crimes
Person 1: Why is it the US can murder people in every country as they drive their institutions to starve and violate every human right of their own citizens?
person 2: Cuz it's the American dream to be able to do anything you can put your mind and wallet to. You know...Uncle Sam.
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Cockney rhyming slang for a wank.
Excuse me, I'm having a Sam Shaw
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