Black Turtle

Black Turtle, also known as toshi. A person who is relatively black and that has a jaw with the structure of a turtle. Often has a rivalry with midgets.

"That guy looks like a black turtle."

To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.

Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!

Treason Turtle

A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.

We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!

ride the turtle

Doggy style with a pregnant chick.

Bro, did you ride the turtle?

Turtle Day

n. - A day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical "shell" and do only what you want to do.

Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)

Today, I didn't want to go to class or work, so I took a Turtle Day as my roommate brought me food in bed and I doodled all day. It was well deserved and rephreshing

I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!

turtle fairy

They guy you get your turtle from.. If you dont know what turtle is look it up!!

Friend: hey can u get any turtle?
Me: Yah i just gotta stop and see the turtle fairy.

Frog turtles

When something is to hawt to handle and u boutta busy just from the greatness

This song is hawt as frog turtles ol son