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wonkey donkey

when you have bent dick

angus has a really big wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018


Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.

I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.

by Bshow October 6, 2015


Going Donkey

Based on Donkey the donkey from Shrek. This phrase refers to one some one, usually a character from an RPG game, has sex with a dragon

Camron the lawful: you have to promise me you not going to be Going Donkey on the next dragon
Brock the bard: I can only promise to try
Camron: *sigh*

by Nick Seren April 19, 2020


Shiny Donkey

A bruised vulva resulting from a Donkey Punch maneuver.

Clementine: Bocephus, I got me a shiny donkey after that loving Donkey Punch last night. Hot damn!

by Cinco Alabachi September 16, 2020


Sloppy Donkey

When a man is having intercourse with a woman from behind, vomits on her back, and then slaps the vomit with his right hand.

Oh man, Stewart pulled a sloppy donkey on Jenny last night. She was pissed!

by DonkeyMan406 April 27, 2021


Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.

Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!

by maplefrost November 1, 2017


Donkey Dickin

A term used to describe extremely long ashes on the end of a blunt or joint. Common slamg originating in southern Ohio around 2013. Still frequently used today.

“Yo you’re donkey dickin that blizzy hard!”
“Ash that donkey dick before you burn holes in my couch bro!”

by Hot-Lon July 24, 2018