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A fart that smells like all you've eaten in three days is potatoes.
Holly walked into the office and said, "Wow - all these french fries and breakfast burritos make it really smell like a potato fart in here."
One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
When a guy spells like bbq sauce
Damn this pp fart is really tender and juicy
A fart that sounds like you have shit watery poo into your pants although they remain dry. Almost a shart.
Faz: Fuck me Jamie that sounded like u shit yourself lad!!!!
Jamie: No mate, was just a runny fart!!
When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.
Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."
When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.
"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."
The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.
My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.