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Jake Paul

A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.

Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.

by MarineOne November 14, 2017

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federal jake

A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.

Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.

by Federal Jake February 13, 2018

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Jake Pauler

Gay

Guy 1: Hey im a jake pauler
Guy 2: Gay

by MasterGuy1 November 5, 2020

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Jake webber

DADDY

"oh jake webber yeah hes daddy'

by jake webbers baby February 1, 2021

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jake gyllenhaal

The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.

Jake Gyllenhaal is way sexier than any other guy in the world!

by Im flipping awesome October 15, 2005

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Jake Pauler

a disgrace to this country; subscribers of Jacob Paul

(gasp) you 're a Jake Pauler!

by Ellxception January 17, 2018

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Jake Tomey

absolute whopper of a cock, hell of a guy. absolute bad bitch. goes around stealing everybody's girl. don't like Jake? he'll knock you out

god damn lisa just left me for that stud Jake Tomey

by Bigdaddy89 November 27, 2018

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