Person 1: Man he had a big dick!
Person 2: You got a long dick rick.
Specific type of long hair length where the bottom of it reaches almost between your ass cheeks.
Girl #1: I wanna grow out my hair!
Girl #2: How long tho?
Girl #1: I wanna have ass long hair
When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."
Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."
*man hug*
A haitian proverb about how haitians have fourth Johnson in whole world.
Mines gots a long jesus dick my friends! Not an smalls american one YES
a silver sun-fire or other american compact car made to sound like its got balls galore, also with have fake chrome exhaust tips that started to rust.
James has long grain rice in his drive way.
“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.
Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip
Stacy one: Omg did you finally hang with chad last night?
Stacy two: Yesss, he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!
When women wear tight jeans that press the fat in the bottom together and elongate up and down the butt.
Dang, that large girls pants are so tight she made some nice Texas Long Butt!