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something you can say when someone says something wierd or disgusting
for example if some says "yo that teacher is fine as hell" you can respond with bombastic side eye criminal offensive side eye
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One of the most over used symbols of all time.
*Floyd Fan* You like Pink Floyd?
*Average person who just likes the t-shirt* Yeah... I've got the dark side of the moon t-shirt.
*Floyd Fan* You ever listen to any Floyd?
*Average person who just likes the t-shirt* Dark Side of the Moon
*Floyd Fan* Ever hear of any other albums?
*Average person who just likes the t-shirt* Theres only three The Wall, Dark Side of the Moon, and Wish You Were Here...of course!
*Floyd Fan* Does anyone miss Syd?
*Average person who just likes the t-shirt* Who's Syd?
*Floyd Fan* duh
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Where all the would-be hipsters used to hang out. Now becoming as upscale, snobby and annoying as SoHo. Known for frequent Moby sightings.
"Did you see that new wine bar in the LES? I saw Moby in there the other day."
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The Manhattan neighborhood west of the upper (59th street) and lower (110th street) bounds of Central Park. Between the Upper East Side and Park Slope in character. Its 220,000 residents (although best understood by Avenue/subdivision of the neighborhood) are:
- White and often Jewish, some blacks and hispanics (most heavily on Amsterdam Avenue and Columbus Avenue north of 86th street), Asians over-represented but not hugely
- Upper-middle class, lawyers, doctors, bankers (though fewer of the ultra-elite top .01% than the Upper East Side) successful writers, artists, musicians who tend to be more established/less cutting-edge and in their 30s or older (and if younger, they're more often than not associated in some way with Columbia University)
- Fairly mixed, though the wealthiest tend to be on Central Park West (esp. the closer to 59th street) Riverside Drive & West End Avenue (most esp. in the 70s, but throughout)
- Family-oriented & responsible, lots of kids, not too many people in their 20s
- Internationally aware and oriented
- Often entitled, though many are aware of it. Cultured, well-educated, quick to make it known. Perhaps highest New Yorker and New York Times readership per capita anywhere. Standard-bearers of liberal establishment. Stodgier and less at the cultural forefront than they'd like to believe. Not arrogant, but pleased with themselves, can come off as obnoxious. Take privilege somewhat for granted. Overall good people.
Sheila is the prototype Upper West Side mom: She's a half-Jewish, half-WASP, Ivy-educated lawyer married to a doctor, she's got two kids in a stroller who are going to a good private school, orders from Fresh Direct but makes constant trips to Zabar's, North Face fleece and New Balance running shoes, goes to regular dinner parties and the kids' school functions, likes work and is successful but always balances it with family life
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A male pulls out, Ejaculates on the ass cheek of his choosing, and then eats the other persons ass.
Sex was feeling so good he pulled out and yelled I’ll have the salad with dressing on the side!
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A jingle for most of their commercials on tv for Nationwide Insurance. This usually plays at the end of their commercial along with their logo. This can be snuck in with singers singing it, or a piano doing the instrumental version
Ad: "Nationwide is on your side."
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What happens when your girlfriend leaves town with five other guys to attend a Star Wars convention.
I can't wait for the Star Wars convention! Can you believe that guy is going to let his girlfriend go with us? Does he know we are going to line up in our Star Wars costumes to have a Dark Side Gangbang with her?
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