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When you’re going reverse cowgirl and grab the man’s toes like mushing a husky.
Clara performed the Alaskan Husky on John as she really missed her home in Juno.
How was your first date?
Great she gave me an Alaskan kiss.
Her idea?
Yep.
When you freeze a condom, put it on, and have sex with a girl while she is on her period.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that Mike gave Shelly an Alaskan Raspberry?"
Dude 2: "No way! I heard that hurts man."
Dude 1: "It does, I gave Karen one and my stuff hurt for a week."
An Alaskan who wraps his lover in pita bread and eats her alive.
The man was arrested for committing an Alaskan Daddy Wrap.
A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.
"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"
When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.
My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.
During a blowjob the female will bite off the males tip, then proceed to drill it into the man’s anus. After inserted the man will then shit into the tip and take it out to feed it to his offspring.
Yo Jacob! My wife just gave me a Alaskan Tip Dip