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An ass burp is similar to a fart, in that it may be just as loud or quiet, but does not have the classic defining odor.
See also Butt Burp.
I nearly ran from the room when dad let a big one rip, but when I didn't smell anything, I realized it was just an ass burp!
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The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.
If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
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When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!
Stacy: I want it in my ass!
Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*
Stacy: What are you doing?
Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
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The extra poundage resulting from consuming too many drinks, cookies, cheese balls, etc. at holiday parties.
"My jeans that fit a month ago don't now because I have Christmas ass."
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Betting money that one doesn't have.
U keep Ass Betting and u won't make a very good reputation for yourself!
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n. the act of multiple people trying to fit their asses into the backseat of a car.
The three of us had to play ass tetris to fit into the backseat of that Civic.
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