Random
Source Code
Random
Where your toe cramps up and gets hard
My toe just got a toe boner and it hurts!
7👍 1👎
An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy
Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"
Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"
Jon-"ew that's disgusting"
Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"
Jon-"o_O"
7👍 1👎
When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.
Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?
David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.
7👍 1👎
that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a boner
Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."
7👍 1👎
When a sleazy, older, rapey, & white millionaire gets a tiny erection and hits on any female.
"Eww, I would never touch you after seeing your Trump Boner! I have standards and I'm 14!"
7👍 1👎
A boner or erection you would have if you weren't homies. It can also be used by females to compliment another female.
Sarina: I'm naked and about to get in the bath.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.
Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.
7👍 1👎
A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex
You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!
7👍 1👎