If your suffocating, just breathe.

Wise words. Listen to me.

If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.

Go commit breath stop

Very mean thing to say. It means you want a person dead.

Antonio: ‘haha i ate your mom’
Helen: ‘go commit breath stop’
Antonio: *dies*

South Dakota Breath Mint

When a girls pus smells so bad that you have to administer whatever menthol lozenge you have direct to the puss.

“Oh babe that smells much better. That South Dakota Breath Mint really did the trick!”

The Ol' Dragon Breath Steamroll

Verb (used with object) Dragon Breath
1. The act of kissing someone who has offensive breath

Verb (used with object) Steamroll
1. The act of rolling over an individual in bed

To say good morning, he kissed her with his dragon breath as he steamrolled over her body saying "nothing starts off your morning right like the ol' dragon breath steamroll"

Last breath phase 3

Sans gets possessed by gaster making him a force to be reckoned with.

Last breath phase 3 is a powerfull AU

German breathing 5th form

the 5th form of the ancient German style of sword fighting. you activate it by saying the phrase

German breathing 5th form, Flammenwerfer!!!

How do you breathe?

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AS YOU READ THIS! It is the action of simply inhaling and exhaling. which you take in oxygen(among other things) and your cells do some shit called cellular respiratory to take that gluten...Wait no, glucose, and make it carbon dioxide, the very thing that will kill us all. Your respiratory system then takes your shitty carbon dioxide and chucks it out of your system, A.K.A. exhaling, because your body knows that carbon dioxide is bad for you, and instead it hates you for paying more attention to your dick than literally any other part of your body. So in response to this, your body, and everyone else's, yeets that carbon dying-oxide into the atmosphere, which is a small contribution to climate change, but still is there. Still haven't taken a breath? Go to Google images and search, "cool images" and then scroll to the bottom, and when you see "Show more?" or "The rest of this may not be what you are searching for. Continue anyway?" and click yes, or whatever button is there for you to continue. Keep doing this until you have to take a breath, no matter how cool or not the images actually are.

Someone: Oh shit, I can't breathe...I'm dying...
Me: If you're talking this much, you are definitely breathing, don't make me tell you how to breathe.
That same someone: How do you-
*gunshot*
Me: How do you breathe? Try it now, it should be easier, since now there's nothing blocking your wind pipe, except a gaping hole. But that should work, right? Cause it just lets more air in, so that should make breathing even easier for you, right?
That same now dead someone: .
Me: Ok. Bye!