A Fruity Brian is an incredibly gay but closeted man who can't stop talking about penises.
"Is Fruity Brian talking about penises again?"
A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend
someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.
they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian
Wow, I need you to stop talking because you’re brian fries.
When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.
"Kyle, that Rolling Brian I surprised you with last night was amazing wasn't it?"