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Someone who likes to rub up against you accidentally on purpose, especially at work. Someone who likes to rub their private parts up against you then leave.
Dave would welcome the new women temps, then do his famous Bump n run.
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Banging a chick so ugly you have to stick her head in whale blubber to do her just so you can generate heat for fear of freezing to death, but you just cant look at that and do the deed!
The Eskimo Blubber Bump works best in cold climates when a bag isn't available!
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Sex in the men's room at a NASCAR race during a yellow caution flag.
See that chick over there... we were bump drafting after that wicked crash on turn three.
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The act in which someone with a large chest thrusts their upper torso towards an arrogant asshole to pump them a far distance away
You better shut your mouth, Gavin or I will bump you to Brazil.
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A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck
Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?
Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over
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A native dance with Canadian heritage; where the individual places his/her imaginary bump cap on and then gyrate their hips with some rhythmical arm movements.
Wow where'd you learn those moves bro?
I picked it up when on my gap year, the locals called it the bump cap skank!
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The act of first, the male depositing his cum in his partner's belly button (the bump). Second, the male hitting the side of the stomach such that the cum would be projected straight up in the air (the set). Lastly, in a downward motion of the hand, "spiking" the cum onto his partner's upper body and or facial region (the spike).
"Dude, I gave her a bump, set, spike and it landed right in her eyes."
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