cold shower

adv. 1) completely and absolutely dreadful 2)ugly, displeasing, revolting, or otherwise...suck 3)anything that is the opposite of totally boner

Dude, your hairpiece is so cold shower.

Jenny, let's lose that guy who's following us on the unicycle - he's so cold shower.

You have to shave that mustache, Jim. It's too cold shower.

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cold karl

giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'

i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl

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Cold Tongue

Cold tongue can refer to both genders, but mostly male.

-When male gives a intense lick or simulation to the clit of a female without heavy oral sex.

-Female reaching climax through tongue without tongue doing excessive work.
-tongue curling and "pulling" on clit.

''Cold tongues are amazing, but can end sex if the girl can't anymore."

"Cold tongues are much more better than amateur Pl's.

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cold murph

1. To be completely ignored. To enrage another by ones complete and eternal indifference to that person. To be made dead.

"Yeah, he still calls me and leaves voice mails but I don't take his calls. In a few days he'll realized I cold murphed him and hopefully realize he's forever dead to me"

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cold thighs

When a girl says she will have sex with you but then either runs away or leaves waiting on the bed. Like when a girl about to get married has cold feet

guy 1: Dude, last night Jenny had cold thighs and just left me waiting there!

guy 2: that sucks bro same thing happened to me last week.

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cold shade

The shade that is not hot.

You guys are ovea their in the cold shade while we's ova here workin' out in da hot shade!

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cold cheese

When u process your own cum into cheese and freeze it

“Would you like cold cheese on your burger sir?”

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