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jamie crab

A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.

Don't be a Jamie Crab be free.

by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020


imitation crab

Something used not to replace crabs, but to replace school lunches

Get imitation crab now

by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 17, 2021


Crab Rangoon Frenchee

When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy

A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice

by Zendaia February 2, 2024


Mud-crabbing

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.

I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.

by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024


fucky crab

A crab who is fucking retarted.

That is one fucky crab right there!

by Evan52098 December 12, 2024


Fortnite crabs

When u eat the crabs off girls pubic hair then analy touch them

Stephanie likes to do fortnite crabs

by Deo demon February 9, 2022


Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu December 18, 2015