A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.
Don't be a Jamie Crab be free.
Something used not to replace crabs, but to replace school lunches
Get imitation crab now
When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy
A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
A crab who is fucking retarted.
That is one fucky crab right there!
When u eat the crabs off girls pubic hair then analy touch them
Stephanie likes to do fortnite crabs
A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.
Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!