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anything can be a dildo if you put your mind to it
Aww man did you see tracy?! That bitch used a katana as a dildo!
You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.
Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."
A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz
Has anyone seen him recently, he’s such such a dildo now.
The great dildo oh the pleasure it brings to the horny single people who have a sex drive they come in many diffrent sizes depend on how big you like it most people like big the bigger the better it's long it vibrates it fills the single person without a lover with pleasure
Tilly was feeling rather Horny out came the dildo in the fanny it went tilly was in for a long good treat
ik you probably just searched this up for fun so all i’m saying is that it’s a huge ass rubber cock that you probably have in your drawer rn
you:mom get the dildo, dad just left the house
your mom:ooo it’s getting freaky tonight!