Double Dip

When someone takes food out of a bag or dips finger in a sauce, they lick their finger and put it back in for more..

hence the double dip

Emily: Can I have a crisp?
Amy: Yeah sure!
Emily: Thanks! *Takes crisp, licks salt off finger*
Emily: Can I have another one?
Amy: Go for it!
Emily: *Puts finger with all spit on it back into the packet*
Amy: Ew! You just double dipped me!

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cherry dip

when you fuck a girl so hard she bleeds

Tom: i plowed susie so hard it was a cherry dip

Joe: Dude, that is such clown shoes

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dip fuck

A really dumb person, who cannot be classified as a dip shit, but as a seperate class.

"Terrance Terveltine II is a dip fuck for trying to have sex with a chimpanzee."

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Dip in the pool

When you are taking a shit, and the water level in the toilet is too high, and your penis dips itself in the nasty shit-filled toilet water.

Because my dick is large, when I took a shit the other day, it took a dip in the pool.

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Clam Dip

1. To place the vagina in someone's face and proceed in a up and down motion.

2. Female version of the tea bag

After assassinating her opponent she clam dipped his lifeless body.

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Ships and Dip

The most amazing time a person can have on the high seas. A week long cruise filled with amazing live bands and comedians including Guster, Great Big Sea, Carbon Leaf, Gaelic Storm, Harvey Danger, Harland Williams, Sean Cullen, and Boothby Graffoe just to name a few. Hosted by the BARENAKED LADIES but put on by Sixthman. Also aboard, some of the most awesome people you'll ever want to meet.

Person A: Oh I hear you just came back from Ships and Dip.
Person B: Sorry, I can't hear you, my mind's been blown.

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bean dip

The expression used to describe a person of Hispanic origin in the act of swimming nude across a river in order to gain illegal access to the United States.

"Look at that poor Bean Dip, we better shoot him before he can cross"

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